Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Nouvelle-Calédonie – New Caledonia


Now, if there is a gem in the world we just stumbled on it! As you probably remember we had to decide when to leave NZ and where to go in 45 minutes in Brisbane airport. Verdict: we definitely blew it with the length of stay in NZ, but boy did we get the NC part right!

In one sentence: heaven on earth. And we even saw capital only, Noumea. Apparently nicer beaches are on islands on the north, but not as good diving. And is it the case with the two of us, diving takes precedence… well, pretty much over anything.

So, NC is a foreign territory of France. Not 100% sure what that means politically or economically, but in reality if you are from EU you don’t even have to fill in the customs card. Pretty neat! And even better, you have French shops with French food and wines (finally the good stuff after 6 months!). We had best croissants and pate since Paris! Not sure if this was a healthy thing (yes, we gorged), but definitely enjoyable.

General feel is as if somebody picked up a little piece of France and placed it in the Pacific over sixteen thousand kilometres from France. You get real towns with real roads, working public transportation, solid buildings and beautiful walks next to the beach. Local have it figured out for sure. Tons of speed and sail boats just prove the point. Almost too good to be true!

Diving. Nouvelle-Calédonie has second largest reef in the world (after Barrier in Oz) and apparently largest lagoon. Best diving spots are passages where all this water goes in and out: Boulari and Dumbéa passes. Coral is nothing really to write home about, but there is fish there. Not in abundance, but nice. Even some sharks and last but DEFINITELY not least, manta rays (yes, Nives did have that grin on her face). Down point is that water is cold, well by our standards now anyway – 24 to 25 deg Celsius. Not the best place in the world we dived, but definitely nice.

Beaches are nice, sand with palm trees and NO sand-flies. Soon we realized why – every single night they have a tractor that combs all beaches. Result: no tiny blood-sucking monsters. Where there is a will there is a way, we say. A lot of places could learn a thing or two from these guys.

We thoroughly enjoyed out time here and only thing we were sorry about was that we planned to stay only one week (damn!!!). We actually wold like to come back one day, it is just that good. Advice from Nives: if you ever by mistake buy a ticket for NZ you don’t need to actually stay there – just buy another one to Noumea and you are sorted.

Some more pictures here.

Sunday, April 28, 2013

NZ Recap


Well, completely mixed feelings about this one: Dejan liked and Nives didn't.

Bottom line is that NZ has a lot of natural sights that Dejan enjoyed, while Nives really didn't  Positive is they are close by, pretty, sometimes possibly spectacular, but definitely don’t deserve all the hype. And hype there is…

On the other hand there is no history really. Real one would be Maori only anyway. But sadly seems a lot of it got destroyed. Integration in the society is better that in Australia, but we feel there is still space for improvement. Even thou the deal they made with colonialists was far better than one in Australia, it still is not good. Apparently translations of the treaty they signed were not exactly the same. Guess, no other explanation required. However, sites that are still there are really special and definitely worth seeing.

What REALLY irked us both is Kiwi approach to their sights – everything is best in the world. Well guys, wakeup call – it isn’t! We are not saying it is not pretty or worth seeing, but a bit of perspective would be welcomed. It gets only worse with historical sites. Seriously, anything 100 year old in decay is not a historic site – it is just a ruin. Actually was funny at first, but then it just got annoying. NZ tourist board is the most imaginative body we have ever seen. We are positive the people from Coca-Cola go there on internships to learn how to sell. Seriously, things these guys are selling and for what price… Feels like a bad joke. Only, you are on the receiving end of it and that is where it stops being funny… At start you have your postcard picture goggles on, but soon you realize that there is something seriously wrong with the picture.

Some of the types of vistas we enjoyed more than others (like fjords, glaciers and volcanic thermals), but more so because we haven’t seen many of them during our travels (as always, Dejan more so than Nives – we are talking nature after all!). We have to fit in Norway , Iceland and some glacier skiing on some of our future travels.

What they should do is concentrate on the infrastructure. Which is in shameful state for the first world country. Tunnels are concepts that have obviously eluded Kiwis. Not to mention mountain passes. A little bit of advice: you don’t need to reinvent the hot water, just go to Austria, Germany or Switzerland. These things have been in use for a while now lads. So, instead of making it easy, one has to zigzag the country over and over again. Without all the promised vistas! We were offered helicopter flights to see mountains that are readily available just by driving in Europe. And that was another thing – helicopter scenic flights. Not everything you see from the chopper is scenic, you know and too much is really too much.

There is one thing that Dejan hated more than Nives about NZ – the 10am checkout time, which is strictly adhered to everywhere. We had to beg all the time to get late checkout (got extra 30min at most!) – we do carry lot of get that takes time to unpack and repack after all. Guys, not all people wake up at 6 am to start a day!

Only thing we both liked were wine regions. Memories are a bit hazy, but hey, that’s the point!

So in the end, are we happy to have been there? Mixed verdict: one yes and one no. Best site for Nives was the customs officer stamping the passport on the exit. Would we go back? Well, this one is a definite no from both of us – you can get better outdoors landscape closer to home If you take away the adrenalin rides (ok, NZ is probably world capital for it and all adrenalin seekers should pay homage) and wine tasting (with not as good winos as in Europe) you are left with empty landscape full of tourist board’s scenic/historic signposts (and 10am checkouts!).

Friday, April 19, 2013

NZ north island


Very picturesque and REALLY windy (seriously, we have been living in Ireland here) ferry ride later we landed in Wellington – the capital of New Zealand. And since we totally avoided Canberra we didn’t expect a lot. Basically,  more of the same type of towns as we saw in south island: quite empty (where was everyone???!!!) and tailored for solitary type of people (word Nives would like to use is bland).  It came to a fantastic surprise that Wellington was not only nice, but actually felt very liveable kind of place. Arriving for a hustle and bustle of weekend helped to seal the perception, no doubt. But still, not only is there a pulse to the place (which is a rarity for New Zealand!), but it is a pleasant one!  Looks like towns in north island will be quite different to their south counterparts.
Above all, Nives was delighted to be in the city again and some much needed retail therapy was the thing. Katmandu 70% sale came (again) at the right time and we bought some fantastic clothing at hand-out prices, while blissfully ignoring how we will get all this gear back home (ups, but more on this later).

After a weekend in the city it was time again to head back to nature and vineyards – would we have it any other way? Tiny wine region of Martinborough (established by an Irishman) was on the way and we just had to stop there – for a couple of days. What Martinborough has is close proximity of all the wine cellars and we were able to walk the wine trail and try wine together at the same time. It was the time of harvest and it brought back many happy childhood memories for some of us and pretty hazed student memories for all . Luckily they all close down at 5pm and we were just about able to find our way back to hotel. Looking at our tasting notes, we found north island wines are more fruity and less acidic than their Marlborough cousins. They also try to get that Europan flavour more than in the south as well. Hey,  we do take this tasting seriously you know.

We repeated the known wine tasting pattern shortly,  just a little bit further north – Hawke’s bay. It’s New Zealand's oldest and second largest wine producing area. They even did the new world unthinkable – they granted one area an appellation. Gimblet Gravels it is then! We just had to stay and validate the quality of the produce (surprised, hey?)Up until the late 1980's the area was regarded as the poorest and least productive land in Hawke's Bay. It’s comprising of stone and gravel deposited by river before it changed it course in late 19th century. Then somebody decided to plant a vineyard on it. Today is some of the most sought after piece of land in New Zealand. Guess that people who gave it away then are now either crying daily or being quiet about it in shame. Well, we sympathised a bit while sampling some of the best New Zealand red wines (not for long thou).

Sadly, we started to feel the time pressure of rent a car return date and the pressure was on to leave the wine behind us (and this is a said point – Nves felt this is the best part of what this country has to offer!) and head north east into Maori populated area (and promise of scenic costal drives). We put common wisdom that the north island is not as pretty as the south island to the test. And we can confirm that east cape costal route was indeed not very picturesque at all! Once again we felt like suckers played by the New Zealand tourism board (but this happened so many times by now that we just got used to the feeling). So,  we shifted our focus to Maori population. This is supposed to be part of the country with strongest Maori influence. Well, it wasn’t like in the movies with tattooed warriors on every step. But still, you could see that they are very outdoorsy people. Most of Maori we saw have enjoyed riding their horses and fishing. We did see one “proper” Maori warrior with face tattoos riding past us on his horse – it was a beautiful if slightly scary sight and we froze without taking a single picture.

What we did encounter on the way was some beautiful Maori art. It is part of everyday life: in meeting houses, schools, churches… And every single peace is a story. As Maori didn’t have a written language before the Europeans came this was a way to preserve heritage and tradition. And it indeed is exceptional and beautiful. To be honest, probably only art worth looking for here (and that it definitely is – one of the highlights of New Zealand). And this includes the famous Maori dance. Yes we did go for the show… and liked it! Warrior dance Hakka didn’t have the intensity and emotional charge of the All Blacks version (New Zealand national rugby team), but still a very enjoyable experience.

One thing that North island has in abundance are thermal pool, geysers and volcanos. With winter approaching (what the Hell are we doing here???) we appreciated the free hot pools in the camping sites. And if you were wondering - Yes, we are back to sleeping in the car to keep within the budged. Definitely not as pleasurable as Oz (temperatures are in different part of scale here!). What camp sites do have are nice bqq areas. Needless to say, we were obliged to use them and match steaks with some local wine – just had to be done. We were surprised how hard it was to get anything not beef/lamb/pork or chicken in New Zealand with all dear farms we passed on the way. We are missing Skippy (kangaroo) very much indeed (and yes, we do feel bad about liking it so much).

After being cooked alive (or as close to it as possible still to survive), it was time to head north past Auckland into north of north island. This is where Auckland people come for their summer holidays. Blue water and sandy beaches on every corner. As you probably guessed best viewed from the car. It is all very nice, but water temperature doesn’t rise much above 20c, way too cold for us to enjoy any water related sports. But this being a thermal island, we soon found a solution: hot pools on the beach – not really on the beach, but under the water at high tide. So, you have to wait for low tide and then dig (yes, sadly you did read this correctly) a hole for you own personal hot bath with sea view. Well, anyway this is what they said in brochures. In reality, hordes of people (apparently it is even worst in the high season!) fight for their little patch of sand. In reality, you don’t  need hot water after 30minutes (at least!) of digging in the sand. It’s the ultimate play in the sand for adults experience (Nives hated it, Dejan loved it). Anyway, water comes out at about 60c and is way too hot to enjoy – you are boiled from the bottom and chilled by the wind on the top. Perfect combination to go crazy. Somebody should  have told us (well, warned us, really)  before we went on a digging expedition. With red bottoms and sniffling noses we ploughed on.

We ignored the cold water and booked a day diving at premier diving location of New Zealand (probably all the sulphur in the springs somehow impaired our sanity) – Poor knights. Totally mixed felling about this one. Dejan actually really enjoyed the experience, Nives could only agree on that indeed it is Poor. Water is 19/20 C (definitely not warm enough for Nives), visibility not bad (15-20 m), fish life so so. Worth the effort of putting on the full wet suit on – definite yes from Dejan and absolute no from Nives. We both agreed that it is NOT one of the best places to dive in the world (probably another stint by over-productive local tourist board). We have been very fortunate and our dive guide was a local legend who has been diving here for over 50 years. She actually named most of the dive sites. Final decision: diving here is very much like in the west coast of Ireland (but no good pubs to go to instead of diving – regular practice in Ireland). Plenty of kelp, but perhaps better fish life. And adding a stingray or two made some of us  forget the cold water (perhaps that is a bit of an overstatement).
We made a quick stop in beautiful bay of islands (this one was actually nice) and sand beach heaven of 90mile beach (which is in fact only 60mile long – yeah, we know… tourist board again) during our quick circle of north. All this last minute rush to get all the sights in before departure started to show wear and tear on us. We ccouldn’t wait enough at this point to return the car and slow down – at least for a few days.

But before we did that,  Dejan just had to try local surf on the outskirts of Auckland – Piha. Seems  surfing lesson was a way to go, and for the first time Dejanenjoyed significant time on the board (previous record was about 2 seconds now increased to 5 seconds). Surfing could become Dejan’s new addiction (totally supported by Nives! Time for R&R!).

Last thing we just couldn’t resist before returning the rent a car is visiting – you would never guess, our last New Zealand wine region. Just on the outskirt of Auckland lies Kumeu, which is Croatian expat established wine region. Nives did try the Croatian language, but that didn’t get us far. Looks like seconds and third generation has already blended into New Zealand. We noticed one exception, 90+ years old grandmother of one of wine owners was flying a Croatian flag. As wines go, this area reminded us of Hunter valley in Australia. Many big producers are present here, but no wine is grown locally. We heard that the conditions are to humid and grapes are imported from other part of New Zealand. Cheating? Perhaps, but we loved the vino.

We spent too much time outside of Auckland that we ended up with no time for anything. Well, almost no time for anything. We did a 5 hour whale tour out of the harbour (no whales seen obviously) with fantastic vistas of Auckland city and some playful dolphins. Nothing else left, but to pack 4 months’ worth of accumulated junk during our road travels into our limited backpack space. Or we thought we would. In the end,  we had to send a package full of Kathmandu clothing to Ireland (as you can see packing was relaxed and easy) and we had to let go of all our essentials: eski cooler bag and many cooking utensils and plates. Back to street food! With no more car, we are after 20000km driven in Australia and New Zealand, back to our backpack. It feels fantastic! We have really been sick of the car for the last few weeks.

Enough of cold climate – South Pacific here we come! First stop: New Caledonia. 

Some more pictures here.